Saturday, January 24, 2009

Spam Poetry

Not to be ornery,

but I am the only woman

--as a woman going for fourth-and-long on the dating field--

who finds an e-mail inviting me to "save the day for romance" and pay to attend the Boston Bridal Affair at the Hyatt Regency

as outlandish as an e-mail

promising to enlarge my penis?

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