A guy from New York, of an age who should know better, by way of IM greeting, earlier today demanded that I do something that rhymes with "duck tea."
Of course, I could just ignore. But why ignore when I can engage?
K: Excuse me?Coming attraction: the other conversation I had today with a college student who, after turning down his request to meet up and share a massage, suggested that he instead join a yoga class if he wants to meet fit, smart girls ... to which he replied that "yoga makes me fart."
Rude But Honest: sorry, i am a bit horny
K: Evidently. But that's kind of rude.
RBH: i guess so
RBH: and i said it to the wrong person i guess
K: Well, you might have better luck with a bit more of a lead-in.
K: And work up to the s***ing part. Just saying.
RBH: yeah i'll note that
K: Alright. Good luck.
RBH: it sometimes work with horny ladies tho
K: Yeah, but you wouldn't usually know they're horny unless you ask.
RBH: are u horny by any chance :}
K: Nope. But thanks for asking.