Or, a.k.a. sometimes it is worth it to chat with some total unlikely character, just to see where it goes.
Randomguy: How would you do against me in a wrestling match?
Karin: Do you have wrestling skills?
Randomguy: lol* maybe. how strong are you?
*common slang for "laugh out loud or "ha!"
Karin: Hard to quantify. Although I do power yoga. I have strong shoulders.
Randomguy: how about your arms and legs?
Karin: Yes, I have them. Do you?
Randomguy: lol. I am pretty strong. Used to work for UPS. Your legs look very strong in that one pic (see exhibit L)Karin: I suppose they are. The muscles are pretty defined from having been in ballet for a long time... and then becoming a runner.
Randomguy: Hmm it is hard to say who would win if we wrestled
Karin: Probably, yes.
Randomguy: what do you think?
(Karin views Randomguy's profile. Randomguy, incidentally, lives in Arizona.)
Karin: Well, you don't list any vital stats on your profile. But, based on your photo .... well, you do seem to have a stockier chest. Which would be good for wrestling, obviously
Randomguy: I probably have a stronger upper body but you probably have a stronger lower body
Karin: I'd say, maybe a draw ...
Randomguy: you might be right. ever wrestled anyone before?
Karin: Not in an official, officiated sense.
Randomguy: lol how about in a less formal capacity?
Karin: What is your interest in wrestling?
Randomguy: lol just thought you look fun to wrestle
Karin: Thanks!
Randomguy: You're welcome:)
The end.
1 comment:
@Karin. Well....at least he didn't call it "'rasslin".
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