Wednesday, March 30, 2011

If only I hadn't given up chocolate for Lent....

A (very) (approaching half my age) young man  left me a message this morning on OKC:
"I'm looking for a sugar mama and I'd like it to be you."
He is totally serious about this, no doubt.

To clarify what he is asking me to do on his behalf and for him to do on mine, I had to check out  the Urban Dictionary definitions of a Sugar Mama:
1) ... an older woman who buys extravagant gifts for a person and may/most likely will receive sexual favors, in return.
2) ... usually semi-professional caucasian women that are overweight and always have stringy hair and work in administrative positions. They usually have blue eyes and put on a ton of makeup.

3) ... woman (often an older woman) who holds her man/woman in nice standing with money, food, an apartment, etc. -- not always used in a derogatory fashion, or merely in exchange for sex, but because she can.

4) .... distinguished species of older females who seek the company of younger males whilst avoiding the entanglements of a relationship, in favor of a lack of restrictions. The sugar mama has overcome society’s proscribed behavior for women’s sexual behavior. Thus, embraces her true self and lives her life to its fullest. She know what she wants and isn’t afraid to hunt for it!
Distinguished, wealthy, empowered hunter with stringy hair, eh?

Day 29 of 31:  2.31 miles
March Total:  48.93
2011 Total:  151.99

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