"you seem like a firecracker about to go off and i wanna be around when you blow off someone's hand :p"From a man whose profile contends:
I spend a lot of time thinking about ... "USELESS SHIT! I really need to stay focused."I'm not sure I want to be the firecracker in the hand of an unfocused individual.
And I'll take any suggestions about what kind of reply this pick-up attempt has earned.