Not handy enough

Just when I thought it was safe to visit OKCupid! again, behold the first man I encountered after logging in earlier tonight:

mike: hi

(Ed. note: every third person on the OKC is named Mike.)

karin: Hi.

mike: How are you?

karin: Just cleaning off the desk at work.

mike: My name is mike i need help with a small project sewing can you sew a blanket binding back on.

karin: Um. No.

mike: why not?

karin: Don't sew.

The end.