"Would you possibly be interested in a very hot, pleasing tushy massage?"Seriously. Twenty-two, college graduate and "tushy." I'm trying to decide what it is about this question that amuses me. Word choice? Preference for a** above all else, especially that of a woman in her late 30s?
(From now on, every post about an OKCupid pick-up must include the rubber-stamp disclaimer: "I Thought I'd Heard and Seen Everything .... Until ....")
"You and I seem to have some strong similarities. I really enjoy playing the piano, and have composed roughly ten hours of music. I also really enjoy running, and was one of the fastest runners in Massachusetts when I was in high school. What's your mile/five mile time?"Hm. So I dig into his profile and see that he's also an engineer, a lover of "deep music that brings out the emotions in you", a political moderate who likes people "who are amusingly weird yet down to earth when it counts."
Still. Twenty-two. Whose first comment to me was about my rear end. But, also:
"I don't like it when people view my profile after I send them a message, but completely ignore me afterward. It says a lot about their personality...Sigh.
Update 1:20 p.m.: Not wanting to know what ignoring him says about my personality, I wrote to tell him he was sweet for writing but that he was a fair amount younger than me. To which he immediately replied:
"I think age is just a number, and numbers are only important when you're running."
Day 25 of 28: 3.00 miles
February Total: 48.46
2011 Total: 98.46