You know how some days you just got nothin'?
Today, I got nothin'.
The adjective to best describe current state: Drained.
(Like the stack of turkey-leftover soup pots in my kitchen sink are not.)
That said, it occurred to me with all this talk of squats and lunges and abdominal discipline and fundraising to get ready for the Santa Speedo Run, I have many times intimated what it was I was planning to wear. However, I really have no idea what I'm going to wear. All I know is:
1) It needs to be cherry red.
2) It needs to be runnable.
3) It needs to be mildly tasteful.
4) It needs to smack of heedless Christmas cheer.
(What the hell? This is going to be more of a challenge than sucking in my stomach.)
I went down the street a few days ago to my favorite running attire store, City Sports, for inspiration and discovered that they have everything in pink and nothing in red. Meaning my inspiration has been curbed ..... and, being Drained and all, the thought of a massive www search is beyond me today.
Are any of y'all willing to pass on suggestions that meet my criteria?